American Idol

Sucks. I only pay attention to it when it showcases a nasty little bit of our society. Let's refer to this nasty little bit of dog-turd and Protestant conglomerate as "The Great Mighty Poo". Those of you who played "Conker's Bad Fur Day" might get the reference. As does the lordly shitpile in the game, this little streak recklessly hurls the odious dung he calls "music" on the heads of every American. There, through some sort of osmosis, it soaks into their brains and makes it's way to the musical facilities, where, through some HORRENDOUS cultural oversight, it is let in! Kill the guards and replace them! I heard my mother screaming "I KNEW IT! III KNEW IT! *clap* AH HA HA!" The only reason for that, I'm sure, is cause the singing, guitar-playing, gelled-haired, psuedo-Christian, BUSINESS-MAJOR poseur, douchebag of a turd is from Arkansas. I am ashamed for my countrymen, both state and out-of-state. Real music has been digested and left in the toilet.